LAST NIGHT, THE third and final US presidential debate took place between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump in Las Vegas, Nevada.
It may not have been quite as unpleasant as the last one, but there was still MUCH to take in.
1. First up, Hillary Clinton rolled up in a very sci-fi looking suit
2. Trump casually crushed Putin’s heart
3.
*cue All By Myself*
3. And railed against what he called the ‘bad hombres’
4.
You mean these lads?
5. No one could get over his ‘nasty woman’ comment
6. But women decided to claim it for their own
7.
8. Besides, it just made everyone think of Janet Jackson
TUNE.
9. Eventually people just started turning his debate phrases into band names
10. And tried to decode what he meant by ‘bigly’
Apparently, it’s ‘big league’. Hmm.
11. They called his eloquence into question
12. Even JK Rowling was stumped by his choice of words
13. Everyone was briefly fascinated with this gentleman spotted in the crowd
Who is this man? What has he seen?
14. Hillary couldn’t help but drop a casual burn
“I was sitting in my beautiful apartment in a beautiful hotel…”
“MADE FROM CHINESE STEEL.”
15. As the debate wore on, it sounded more and more like a playground argument
16. People turned to Snapchat for comfort
17. And everyone was just very glad that it was over
Call us a taxi. We’re going home.
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